A long time ago, a bunch of atoms combined.
Then, a bunch of scientific stuff happened....and here I am!
June 07, 2004
Why I'm Going To Hell, Part 1
As Ken pointed out in a previous comment, I will occasionally make fun of dead people. Tasteless? Sure. But here's the thing...They never come after you. They're safe. No matter how many times I have poked fun at Shakespeare, never once have I gotten a letter from him:
Once I'm done spinning in my grave and clawing frantically through several feet of wet earth, you're finished.
I did get one from my aunt like that, but it was only because we accidentally buried her alive.