"Say...Why Are You Guys Puttin' On Them Rubber Gloves?"

Okay, just how fucking stupid do you have to be to try to bring a loaded gun and knife onto an airplane these days? What if your name just happens to be Ali Reza Khatami? I bet parts of your body are slamming shut right now, just anticipating the inevitable full-body cavity search.

Best Quote:

"He's not on any terrorist watch list or a person of interest - not until now."

By the way...I think I'm making fun of this because I also find it more than a bit scary.

HAT TIP: Bryon