Guess his honor should have been a little more juris-prudent.
UPDATE: You have to read the court papers, if only for little gems like this one:
On one occasion, Ms. Foster saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench.
UPDATE #2: Ken suggested that I should put my alternate blog titles down for posterity's sake, so:
"No Wonder Justice Is Blind"
"Move Over, To Kill A Mockingbird, Presenting: To Choke A Chicken."