Wetness For The Prosecution?

Well, the most obvious headline was taken, so I had to improvise. It seems that an Oklahoma judge was caught "banging his gavel" during a number of trials. Drudge has the story.

Guess his honor should have been a little more juris-prudent.

UPDATE: You have to read the court papers, if only for little gems like this one:

On one occasion, Ms. Foster saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench.

UPDATE #2: Ken suggested that I should put my alternate blog titles down for posterity's sake, so:

"No Wonder Justice Is Blind"

and

"Move Over, To Kill A Mockingbird, Presenting: To Choke A Chicken."