I've been getting a lot of hits today, thanks mostly to Ken Wheaton. (Thanks, Ken!) But I've had a couple of strange ones, too. People searching for KERRI WALSH, MISTY MAY, and LESBIANS. I didn't even realize a search like that would bring up my site. Apparently, if you simply write about PERVERTED things, or perhaps talk about a popular actress, like LINDSEY LOHAN and then make the mistake of using the word NAKED, even if you're not using it in the sense of NUDE, then people doing NAUGHTY searches will find you. The most recent one I've had is LOUDY TOURKY and ASS. This person should be ashamed of himself and probably spends most of the day watching HOT MIDGET PORN.
Others may stoop to mentioning BRITNEY SPEARS or SEX to increase the number of hits they get, but rest assured, you won't find any of that SMUT on this blog...I run a TIGHT ship.