With a remake of The Longest Yard, Sandler will fill the Burt Reynolds role in a comic retelling of the “guards against prisoners” prison football tale.
Jeez...why don't you just go ahead and re-paint the Mona Lisa while you're at it? Maybe throw a few bricks together, make another Great Pyramid. Oh, hey...you know, the Bible's been looking a bit dated; maybe you could work on that?!
Why, Burt...Why?
I usually hate remakes as well (although i don't know The Longets Yard). I noticed the times of your posts were pretty early for a Saturday. So did you get up early or go to bed late?
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to bringing you guys the important info...I never sleep.
ReplyDeleteWhat next? Ashton Kutcher in North Dallas 40?
ReplyDeleteShut yer trap, Wheaton! Hollywood has enough bad ideas already without us helping. Just think how bad you're gonna feel when they announce Kutcher in the North Dallas Forty remake.
ReplyDeleteSeriously...you're gonna feel bad, mostly because the rest of us will throw things at you.