September 04, 2004

Blasphemy!!!

I'm generally amused by Adam Sandler, but someone's just askin' for a beating.
With a remake of The Longest Yard, Sandler will fill the Burt Reynolds role in a comic retelling of the “guards against prisoners” prison football tale.

Jeez...why don't you just go ahead and re-paint the Mona Lisa while you're at it? Maybe throw a few bricks together, make another Great Pyramid. Oh, hey...you know, the Bible's been looking a bit dated; maybe you could work on that?!

Why, Burt...Why?

7 comments:

  1. Man, you're a posting fiend today.

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  2. I'm with you on this one. Why try and remake this movie? Especially with Sandler and Rock playing Crew and Caretaker. You can't get better than the original. I also heard that they are trying to remake another great 70's movie "The Warriors"...why?

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  3. I usually hate remakes as well (although i don't know The Longets Yard). I noticed the times of your posts were pretty early for a Saturday. So did you get up early or go to bed late?

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  4. When it comes to bringing you guys the important info...I never sleep.

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  5. The times for your posts can't be any more whacked out than the times typically attached to my responses and e-mails.

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  6. What next? Ashton Kutcher in North Dallas 40?

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  7. Shut yer trap, Wheaton! Hollywood has enough bad ideas already without us helping. Just think how bad you're gonna feel when they announce Kutcher in the North Dallas Forty remake.

    Seriously...you're gonna feel bad, mostly because the rest of us will throw things at you.

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