September 04, 2004

Oh, For The Love Of God....

Didn't these people see Poltergeist!

L.A. Development Unearths Indian Cemetery
Sep 4, 5:07 AM (ET)By CHRIS T. NGUYEN

LOS ANGELES (AP) - It was inevitable that crews building a massive housing development near west Los Angeles wetlands would unearth American Indian remains.

That just can't be good for sales.


  1. Scary. In "Poltergeist," the ghouls only had access to the standard TV with early 1980s cable technology.

    Now we have better remotes, VCRs, digital cable and satellite TV, DVD players, pay-per-view, live-TV pausing, WebTV, plasma-screen and HDTV, and God knows what else.

    With that kind of arsenal at their disposal, these spirits are going to be a lot harder to stop once they suck the first little girl into a TV set.

    We're gonna need a whole lot more than Craig T. Nelson to win this one.

  2. So true. Craig T. Nelson is just not up to this. I say we call in Bernie Mac!!

  3. I was going to suggest that we use Samuel L. Jackson in my previous post, but then a I remembered Eddie Murphy's line about what he called "brothers and haunted houses."

    POTENTIAL HOME BUYER: Hey, baby, this is nice place! A yard, a swimming pool...

    GHOST: GET OUT!!!!!!!

    POTENTIAL HOME BUYER: Too bad we can't stay, baby!

  4. No way, you need Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, and Ernie Hudson. Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!!