September 04, 2004

Oh, For The Love Of God....

Didn't these people see Poltergeist!

L.A. Development Unearths Indian Cemetery
Sep 4, 5:07 AM (ET)By CHRIS T. NGUYEN

LOS ANGELES (AP) - It was inevitable that crews building a massive housing development near west Los Angeles wetlands would unearth American Indian remains.

That just can't be good for sales.

4 comments:

  1. Scary. In "Poltergeist," the ghouls only had access to the standard TV with early 1980s cable technology.

    Now we have better remotes, VCRs, digital cable and satellite TV, DVD players, pay-per-view, live-TV pausing, WebTV, plasma-screen and HDTV, and God knows what else.

    With that kind of arsenal at their disposal, these spirits are going to be a lot harder to stop once they suck the first little girl into a TV set.

    We're gonna need a whole lot more than Craig T. Nelson to win this one.

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  2. So true. Craig T. Nelson is just not up to this. I say we call in Bernie Mac!!

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  3. I was going to suggest that we use Samuel L. Jackson in my previous post, but then a I remembered Eddie Murphy's line about what he called "brothers and haunted houses."

    POTENTIAL HOME BUYER: Hey, baby, this is nice place! A yard, a swimming pool...

    GHOST: GET OUT!!!!!!!

    POTENTIAL HOME BUYER: Too bad we can't stay, baby!

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  4. No way, you need Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, and Ernie Hudson. Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!!

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