September 04, 2004

"Who Was That Goy I Saw You With Last Night?"

Check out my favorite paper, The Weekly World News, giving The Onion a run for its money.

And don't miss this handy top 10 list: How to tell if your prostitute is an extraterrestrial, which contains the following gem:
10. Squeamish about spanking -- Terrestrial prostitutes are willing to perform virtually every sexual act if the money is right. But ETs don't like having their butts touched.

I should point out that this list is obviously a joke because they left out the most obvious sign that your prostitute is an extraterrestrial:

11. She doesn't charge extra for the anal probe.


  1. Bat Boy RULES!!!

  2. The article about the Rabbi, the Priest, and the Minister was pretty good, but i still like the Onion more.

  3. I have to side with Sean and sing the praises of Bat Boy.

    God knows how many nights Sean and I, as roomies at the infamous Shack of Hurt, got hammered and searched the baja adjacent to the soon-to-be luxurious hotel formerly known as Southampton College in a fruitless attempt to locate Bat Boy.

    Oh, we heard him mocking us -- he was there for sure. But we were always too drunk or too stoned or too lit up on something else to successfully snare the little bastard.