September 04, 2004

"Who Was That Goy I Saw You With Last Night?"

Check out my favorite paper, The Weekly World News, giving The Onion a run for its money.

And don't miss this handy top 10 list: How to tell if your prostitute is an extraterrestrial, which contains the following gem:
10. Squeamish about spanking -- Terrestrial prostitutes are willing to perform virtually every sexual act if the money is right. But ETs don't like having their butts touched.

I should point out that this list is obviously a joke because they left out the most obvious sign that your prostitute is an extraterrestrial:

11. She doesn't charge extra for the anal probe.

1 comment:

  1. The article about the Rabbi, the Priest, and the Minister was pretty good, but i still like the Onion more.

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