"For the last time, Officer...It was hot out!!!"

Jeez...It's getting so a guy can't park his car outside someone's house and sit there all night naked without arousing suspicion. What kind of police state do we live in???!!!!

Frankly, I'm a little nervous. I don't know if any of you have ever been tasered in the groin, but it's been a week, and I still have a metallic taste in my mouth, and my garage door goes up every time I pee.


The last thing I remember seeing before the police beat me unconscious...