The Desperate Housewives actress says she went without sex for four years following her break-up from husband John Tenney.
She said: "I thought about a male hooker. It would be like getting your carpet cleaned and there was a spot they didn't get out.
"You would feel safe saying. 'I need you to get this spot out or I'm not paying you.'"
I would just like to say to any other beautiful, horny actresses out there that I am available for any "carpet cleaning" that needs to be done. As far as the money changing hands, let's not worry about that. Besides, I can't afford to pay that much.