Justice League Porn
I didn't even know there was such a thing.
Wonder Woman: Why did you summon me? What's the emergency?
Batman: I...needed a hand with my utility belt.
Wonder Woman: That doesn't sound like a matter for the Justice League!
Batman: Today, it's the "Justus" League, baby...Just. Us.
Wonder Woman: You know, I could bind you with my magic lasso.
Batman: I'm counting on it. (cue '70s wocka wocka guitar) Now come on over here and see what you can do with this bat-pole.