February 16, 2005

An Impotent Announcent

Breaking news from the "Uh...dude, you're on your own" department:

SURPRISED CUSTOMER SAYS PENIS PILLS DON'T WORK
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises, the plaintiff's lawyer said on Monday.

Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

All three suits seek class action status and claim to represent more than 1 million total plaintiffs.


Also in headlines? SUN RISES IN EAST; SETS IN WEST, AIR: IT'S ALL AROUND US, and GRAVITY--ONE LAW THAT REALLY BRINGS ME DOWN.

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