October 01, 2004

Yeah, But Who Got The Worm?

According to The Smoking Gun, some students in a Virginia grade school were accidentally served margaritas when the lunchroom staff mistook the pitcher for limeade. The swap wasn't noticed until after lunch, when students refused to return to class, instead insisting on "nibblin' on sponge cake and watchin' the sun bake."

Although some parents were concerned, the students seemed to suffer no ill effects, and some--like third-grader Tommy Williams--refused to blame the lunch lady for the incident. "Some people say that there's a woman to blame," he said, "but I know it's my own damn fault."

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