April 14, 2005

Monkey Quote Of The Day

I think monkey pimps would go a long way towards validating evolution, don't you?

--Yours truly, while discussing monkey sexual behavior with Dr. Wheaton of the Institute.

Upon further contemplation, we decided that the most likely candidates would have to be orangutans, because they wear a lot of orange fur, and seem much more likely to beat other primates with a folded-up coat hanger.


  1. I'm pretty sure that orangs are apes, not monkeys. I'd prefer spider-monkey pimps.

  2. irremediable_me10:07 PM

    I don't know... spider monkeys have that kind of Huggy-Bear weasel-y feeling to them, which is a good trait in a pimp. But Orangutans look like they'd get pissed off pretty easy and could kick some serious butt. I vote for the Orangs.