April 07, 2005

A Life (an early one anyway) In Pictures

Because a) I finally hooked up my scanner, b) they are old enough to maintain a certain amount of anonymity, and c) I have to defend my own cuteness in the face of other cute pictures, I've decided to post some photos of the young DS his own self.

My first picture. Also, apparently, my first Joe Cocker impersonation.

My first football game--Jets vs the BALTIMORE Colts

Here's a little game I like to call "Hide behind the curtain and scare the bejeezus out of Mommy." It was soon to be followed by the "Not sitting down for a couple of hours" game. NOT one of my favorites.

Now that the Old Man's cut me in on the will, he won't be needing THIS any more...

Here I am, helping my dad lay some pipe. (Which, if I were speaking euphemistically, would just be wrong.)

Here I am, sporting a haircut I like to call the Prince Valiant. This picture was apparently taken before the concept of barbershops...and also before the concept of self-esteem.

Here I am looking for that pony my parents promised me. The joke's on me, because I have no concept of size, and don't realize that barn is way too small for a pony. We'll see who's laughing when it comes time to put them in a home.


  1. Regarding the second to the last photo: If you use Photoshop to add some facial hair, shave the hair on the head, and stick on a pair of glasses, your true ID will be revealed.

  2. Dude, you're are totally stealing my thunder. But i don't mind too much. :)

  3. I think you should relabel your first football game to Abraham and Isaac: "Lord, you give the Bills a Super Bowl ring and he's all yours."

    "And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the alar upon the wood."

    Heh. Abraham laid wood.

  4. irremediable_me9:40 PM

    I hope your dad didn't spike you every time someone scored a touchdown... though that might explain a few things! :~P