Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip.
That started from Australia
Aboard this flying ship.
Hugo was a mighty wealthy man,
The doctor brave and fair.
Six passengers took flight that day
On Oceanic Air. On Oceanic Air.
The sky was getting turbulent;
The plane was torn in two.
The pilot died from injuries,
And Kate’s armed escort, too. And Kate’s armed escort, too.
The plane touched down on the beach of an uncharted tropic isle.
With Doctor Jack
And Sawyer too
The crippled guy and his chair.
The pregnant girl,
Polar bears, black smoke too
What will these characters do?
So join us here each week my friends,
You’re sure to feel abused,
If nothing is explained on LOST
The viewer just gets used.